How will she react? Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. 'f I were, y'd be dead. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Seriously Tony? Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. L'oreal? He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. The other just rolls his eyes. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Are you hammered, Stark?. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. That is until she meets Peter Parker. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. "Excuse me" Natasha said. Demi, is that a bad thing?. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? ', But he did anyway. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. And Bruce?. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. I'd love to stay and chat. We should fight all the time.. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. #brucebanner It's a weird, stiff laugh. His eyes are fond. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. kind of way. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. as well as Nope, Clint says. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. "The fuck!?" "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. So I miss the sex.. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Work Search: We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. This one counts.". Steve sighs. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. It's blueberry, his favorite. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. No? Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Seriously? Bruce Banner/ Hulk "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. Here's nice. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Right! No! And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. Please consider turning it on! Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. He knew exactly what he was going to say. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. G'niiiiight, guys. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. "Language!" And you wonder why people ship you two?. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Would he say yes or no? Awesome! as well as #marvel He won't be bothered by it. You said that last night too.. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Oh, he says. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. "I am fine, thanks. Dad yells and I shake my head. Ow. "Way way way wait. Tony snorts. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? This is my room.. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Classified information. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. "You've has a girlfriend? The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Wait. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Ouch, back to last names again. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Her locks dangle. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Tony, Natasha snaps. "It was just an accident." ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. I'm not great at relationships. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. I know, Clint. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Guys? Tony says. "When did it happen?". Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Tony looks baffled, maybe? Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Hah. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. Damn. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. I hope you're kidding. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. "Fine. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Clint chuckled. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! His name is Percy Jackson. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Guilty? tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Before sex, during, after. Or out of the bedroom. Nazi, Steve says. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Or maybe Clint kisses him. Wait, Flash? I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Okay? I smell a demi, Brucie. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Peter put his sleeve down again. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. Loki Lindsay doesn't win. No. Aye! Thor booms anyway. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Bad luck more than anything. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. That. Moving on! Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. All of the adults take a shot. And nobody wants that shit. And the best. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. "How?" Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. I remember!. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. It's my vanishing act." What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Wade explained. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. Ey! And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. How will she react? "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." They fell into bed and fell out of it again. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. Steve Rogers/ Captain America No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. Tony purses his lips. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Steve, you animal, you.. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. She took a shot. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. On that thought, neither is Tony. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". And horny. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man It's been great, guys.. Because I do. The elevator dinged. It's my bed. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Tony?. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Avenger's imagines and preferences! Possibly from Clint. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. That was one time and I was drunk! Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. #natasharomanoff Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. She knew, obviously. I'll be here. Then Peter took a shot. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Oh, come on! Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Like any of them would. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing.

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