♪ He's late ♪, 370 ♪ Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale ♪. Me and my pals are going to Woodstock to smoke dope. And so many quarters. 312 Writers: Damien Fahey. any time I was in a helicopter. Are you looking for the perfect breakfast meal? Or taking a swift boat Cars are bigger back now. No son of mine (LIGHT JINGLE PLAYING) Post Raisin Bran Made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried In the sun for a long period of time And bran The hard outer layers of cereal grain Along with germ It is an integral part of whole grains Post Raisin Bran. Again, made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried in the sun for a long period of time; and bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain. Storyboarders: Annemarie Brown, Dante Leandado, Brinson Thieme. You know, "to-to the moon. 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:22,995 (LOUDLY): I am shouting for some reason and will now suddenly be replaced by crude graphics. Is it any worse than your three martini lunch? - Dad, what are you doing here? Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. (SOBBING) So, Quagmire, Chris is shipping out tomorrow morning, and he's pretty nervous. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin, and I'm here at The Museum of Television & Radio to commemorate Family Guy becoming the longest-running show in television history. It really was. We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. 315 Well, tonight we take a look back at classic episodes from our first three decades. Playing next. Me and my pals are going to Woodstock to smoke dope. 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,362 I've been watching it all day. 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:21,322 Dad, I overheard the fellas talking. of beers for the table. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/%22Family_Guy%22_Through_the_Years?oldid=149817. 340 00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:27,471 No son of mine. "Hey, I'm Hungry," be sure to have a hearty bowl of Post Raisin Bran. like Quagmire did. If you want to have fun with your girl, try dancing. - Well, I'm not going. 299 I got to get there and bring him back. NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one small step ED SULLIVAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the Beatles. 392 232 It's made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried in the sun for a long period of time. ♪ He's probably at the theater ♪, 371 What are you talking about? (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYING) Lois, that's you! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,609 297 Plot: To help promote the brewery to millennials, a millennial hipster is hired to teach the staff. 216 I spent our entire savings building that stupid fallout shelter we never get to use. 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:34,040 I thought this war would be fun. 295 Why not, Dad? Tim Conway was sleeping with Andy Griffith used to beat me up. Okay, you're threatening to punch me so hard I'm gonna fly to the moon? I'll have my regular breakfast and the newspaper, please. The series centers on the Griffins, a family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children, Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet … Chris Griffin! 00:15:37,888 --> 00:15:40,155 I want you to sound off smartly 218 - (SIGHS) Yes. This TV is awesome! Damn it, Meg! (ENGINE STARTS) Cars are bigger back now. 00:18:19,138 --> 00:18:20,538 - Ugh. Storyboarders: Rob Bou-Saab, Jonathan Gebhart, Michael Rundle, Eric Sanford. 305 Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains. I am shouting for some reason and will now suddenly be replaced by crude graphics. Now, Meg, nobody likes a snitch. Boy, the Clam sure looks different. We just want you to stay a kid a little bit longer. before something bad happens. Review: Family Guy “The Unkindest Cut” May 14, 2018 March 29, 2019 Jesse Bereta 0 Comments animation, Family Guy, TV. Is it any worse than your five Scotch breakfast? Enter your search terms Submit search form : Family Guy Scripts - Family Guy Transcripts. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. 220 Can we get a television set? That's right, we trace - A tale of a fateful trip (SOMBER CLARINET MUSIC PLAYING) (TOY VACUUM RATTLING) Lois, why is my son playing with a vacuum like a girl? Yeah, just be careful with your collars on the way in. 00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:41,091 ("FORTUNATE SON" BY CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL PLAYING) I'd hear that song any time I was in a helicopter. 317 00:11:01,209 --> 00:11:04,343 Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! 00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:30,045 00:17:44,414 --> 00:17:46,514 - Hey, Peter! Help! 330 - I just want to talk. Do we have any Raisin Bran in the house? He went to Woodstock. 00:17:55,058 --> 00:17:57,592 [For a complete script, see: ""Family Guy" Through the Years" at the Transcripts Wiki] Peter : For 60 years, Sunday has met God, Football, and Family Guy , … Chris, I see in the paper that Vietnam is still going on, and as a blue collar TV dad, I demand you enlist. half the Apple Dumpling Gang. - I'm here to bring you home. 396 301 It's good to have you back from 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:29,104 That's why I'm so grateful I got here before you dropped acid or took any kind of drugs that Y-You're trippin' right now, aren't you? And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons. Mike Brady. 363 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:07,177 The flash now official, President Kennedy has been killed. I'm not running! 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,027 - Oh, that's great news, Peter. Instead of eating in another room and talking, what if we bring the food out here and never talk again? Why don't I just get a job to help pay for it? 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